La Salchicha Maravillosa (folk tale translation)

La Salchicha Maravillosa, una historia de horror estadounidense

Lockerian Times #3

Much has happened since the last edition of Lockerian Times. Firstly, my computer died and I got a new one. My ISP shut off my television, and then sent a new box. And the Revolution lives on.

Physicist Needed

When you write down sick ass dreams, more come to you. Months ago I was having a spell of good sleep and I retrieved this sick tale: Treasure Island. And no, it's not a shameless ripoff of Lost.

Lockerian Times #2

Written 2/28/16

Now firstly, I wish to express my apologies that a certain while has elapsed since my last post here. At the time of my writing Lockerian Times #1, I was staring down the barrel of a loaded gun of business, and yet I wrote anyways. However some things must be said, by an imperative that transcends our finite spaces.

Lockerian Times #1

Written 2/22/16

For a long time, I always figured I just wasn't important enough to keep up a page, or write a blog. Reflections on recent developments have convinced me otherwise, that an episodic trilogy of my exploits may prove suitable. So now, the 22nd of February, 2016, Year of our LORD! I am beginning my official blog, the Lockerian Times.